xxcactusdudexx:

you’re playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

(Source: snoteleksthegenius, via pesterance)

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missingleftsock:

nataliesnicket:

"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement. 

Followed closely by “fuckload”

(via wayradical)

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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via liberate-you)

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aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

(via satan-is-on-fire)

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