I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up. (via trueheroinex)

(Source: flyingwithoutwings21, via liberate-you)

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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